Sunday, June 8, 2008

Top 10 idiots of Indian Politics + If they had 2 cows

10. Shivraj Patil - the idiot who equates Afzal with Sarabjit
9. Rahul Gandhi - mo one knows; what educational/work/intellectual expertise does he have?
8 Communist Party - Any party that tries to justify Nandigram is a sick bunch of psychopaths
7 Vajpayee - Kargil happened right under his nose even as he was backslapping Nawaz
6 Rajiv Gandhi - to protect his Italian relative(s) in Bofors scandal, he sold his own country/army
5 Laloo Prasad Yadav - this joker of the pack makes Biharis and India poorer by the minute
4 Sharad Yadav - destroying western India, one state at a time.
3 Indira Gandhi - launched Khalistanis to destroy Akalis but really ended up destroying India
2 Arjun Singh - will sell his soul to get votes. Oh wait, he can't sell that, the bas#%!* doesn't have one.
1 Nehru - took a domestic matter (Kashmir) to external body (UN) and fanned the fire that paki bastar@! turned into a never ending inferno
1 V P Singh - for a few more votes, destroyed the youth of the society by his reservation policy

These were/are some of the very shrewd politicians but boy, were/are they the worst for the Nation! You Bet!

As you noticed, it is a tie between the top two and Indira is third only because. at least she was a good administrator and a decisive leader unlike the other two winners ( Losers really!)
Of course, as a family, Gandhi family is an outright winner taking 4 of the top 10 and I have not even counted the Italian Mafioso Mama in the family who can easily claim a spot in the 10.

If you have your own list of the scoundrels, let it come my way and I'll share that with everyone.

+ came across this and gave it a little twist of my own; If our Politicians had 2 Cows

10. Mahatma Gandhi: You may have 2 cows, still you drink goat´s milk.
9. Indira Gandhi: You have 2 bulls. You remain adamant that they are cows.
8. Rajiv Gandhi: You have 2 cows. Paint them both to get colorful milk.
7. Sanjay Gandhi: Doesn't matter but if someone has bulls, you Sterilize them by force.
6. Vajpayee: You have 2 cows. You make your son-in-law in-charge for the milk distribution.
5. Advani: You have 2 cows. Don't milk them; just worship them.
4. Chandrababu: You have 2 cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
3. Jayalalitha: You have 2 cows. They cry, "Ammaaa..." and fall at your feet every time you walk by.
2. Laloo: You have 2 cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

# 1. Rajnikant: You have 2 cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.

OK, Rajni is no politician but you'd agree that he will and can, definitely do this in a movie.

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